I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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