just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Randomize
