Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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