Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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