is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
