You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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