I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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