For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Come on in and take your pants off
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