i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I just found puke in my bra..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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