I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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