If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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