I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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