he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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