so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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