I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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