For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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