Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Found the puke drawer
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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