So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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