let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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