Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
