ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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