Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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