How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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