he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I had to cum in my sink.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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