So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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