The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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