Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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