is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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