you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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