I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I touched a dick in church today
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