I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Randomize
