finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You don't make any sense
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