there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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