PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
