the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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