Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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