i don't like sucking hair
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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