Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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