the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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