Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Come see our sink grown plant.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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