yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
There's always time for handjobs
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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