I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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