i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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