I hate your face
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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