i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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