Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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