I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
