we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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