Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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