Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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