Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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