You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You pole danced in your parka.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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