CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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