weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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