Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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